Männer kennen keine Depressionen

Gerade von meiner Freundin aus New York bekommen. Mann sein lohnt sich doch.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
• New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks and engines..
• A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck..
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.

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  1. Sascha sagt:

    Also ich würde sagen, das kann man so unterschreiben :D Vielleicht fehlt noch: Männer bekommen keine Zellulite… weil es scheiße aussieht ;) Aber selbst, wenn es so wäre, würde es uns wahrscheinlich nicht stören… genau wie Falten, graue Haare etc. ^^

  2. Judy sagt:

    I totally agree :P
    Wobei da so manches auch auf mich zutrifft ;)

  3. vanilleblau sagt:

    @sascha: Da hast Du 100%ig recht :)

    @Judy: Maybe this? • You can play with toys all your life.

  4. Judy sagt:

    Exactly. And:
    You know stuff about tanks and engines.. *LOL*

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